I didn’t know Mars needed chemists. After all, it was chocolate, what was scientific about that? The recipe didn’t seem to change. I should know, I’ve eaten enough Mars bars to have been accused of a “fast metabolism”. My Mars bar to weight ratio is high – I consumed Mars bars like they were going out of fashion. I kept pushing the boat out in an attempt to be experimental. How many Mars do I need to eat before I put on a pound? Obscene stuff.
It was with surprise that I discovered Mars required chemists. I was ‘opping around the internet one […]